Bollywood is not the BSE
Recently a very famous Management guru decided to shouw us
that bollywood was also his field of expertise (well …er….at least thats
that he thought…)
Management guru as some might like to call him ,I would like to call him “hype Guru”
.yes thats right “hype”….why?,…because thats his foremost strategy,and i have a
slight fear thats his last strategy.
well recently our guru decided to test his greys at bollywood…(why not
Hollywood????…er i gues thats because people there are too smart not to buy his ideas first hand)
Well he made extensive studies of the trends in the movie-making industry…,to alarming extents
that no one had dared before!!!
And foolishly decided to chalk out the magic formula to making it big
in the movie-making industry…..
So this is what he decided what his movie should have:…
A hero: “i gotta get me hunk! “
A heroine: ” i have gotta get me a girl who is ready to feel
much more confortable in front of the camera than i awkwardly want her to..”
The main theme: “love”
The precautionary sublime theme: “laughter”
The tille: “a 4 worded literary mock,whick sounds cool when abbreviated.”
The inevitable sure-shot theme: “lots of skin!!!”
The music: make a hot promo video along with the
“can-get-along” mujsic my composer creates,so that if
the audiance cant bear what ther hear ,at least the hot promotional video will
leave their mouth watered!!!
Distribution and Advertisement”oh boy! i can never get enough of those over hyped
newspaper ads with my name on it.So no cpmpromises in this regard!!!!”
P.S:”also hire a local columnist in filmfare to write
an ‘over-sensational’ review”
So with the magic formula our “guru” went ahead and produced the movie.
And so the movie got releases …was it a hit????!!….
i think i will leave that question to you…(…er..trust me it isnt that hard to guess
the answer considering all my sarcasm!!!…)
Well what went wrong i really can’t answer that question.!!!.
well…all i know is that the film industry is a very tough nut
to crack!!..
It deffinitely is’nt as easy predicting the BSE by a business/management guru…
And i am very sure sticking to the past trends is deffinitely not a way to get noticed….
or wait a minute…..IS IT??????………..well at least not “getting noticed in
the right way”!!!!!!
———An article by: Sachin Modeel
